Yes! We have no tomatoes…

We have no tomatoes, today.

Dumb Topsy-Turvy.

Still, months later, I have not eaten one solitary tomato produced by the Topsy-Turvy Tomato Planter…

The plant is just one long, spindly arm with ZERO tomatoes growing on it!!!

I loathe the Topsy-Turvy, with its promises of tomato abundance….

As God is my witness, as God is my witness they’re not going to lick me, those Topsy-Turvy non-existent Tomatoes. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry for tomatoes again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry for a tomato again.

Because I will not place my tomato hopes and dreams on an As Seen on TV product, ever again.

Never!

I mean it.

Really.

E.

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