We have no tomatoes, today.
Still, months later, I have not eaten one solitary tomato produced by the Topsy-Turvy Tomato Planter…
The plant is just one long, spindly arm with ZERO tomatoes growing on it!!!
I loathe the Topsy-Turvy, with its promises of tomato abundance….
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they’re not going to lick me, those Topsy-Turvy non-existent Tomatoes. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry for tomatoes again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry for a tomato again.
Because I will not place my tomato hopes and dreams on an As Seen on TV product, ever again.
I mean it.