MEET THE HUNKS

These men among men will be competing, this coming Sunday, for the 5th consecutive WIN in the annual HUNKS VS. PUNKS SUPER BOWL GAME.

This annual neighborhood two-below football game pits the older, wiser HUNKS (fathers and men of a certain age) against the younger, more agile PUNKS (7th grade through 21 years old).

For the last four years, the HUNKS have worked as a fine oiled machine, dominating on gridiron, against their much younger sons and their sons’ friends.

Don’t let the beer bellies, receding hairlines, and bad knees fool you.  Those are just a facade.

It’s what’s underneath the hood that counts, right?

I mean, I don’t see old and out of shape.

I see WARRIORS!

CONQUERORS!

CHAMPIONS!

(Please cue music: The Blue Danube Waltz by Johann Strauss, II)

(You’re going to have to look that one up, aren’t you?  Ohhh!  Let’s get interactive together, shall we??  Click on this YouTube link, start the video exactly 1 minute 30 seconds into the song, then, minimize the new page and switch back over to this page while it plays in the background…take your time scrolling down…Trust me on this.)

The HUNKS are tough.

Grizzly.

Calculating.

Prepared.

Nimble.

Graceful.

Flexible.

Conditioned.

Athletic.

Never will you meet a more fine-tuned, harder-working, finessed group of athletes.

I believe in the HUNKS!

I’m rooting for the HUNKS!

GO HUNKS!  GO!  YOU CAN DO IT!!

Gotta cut this short. I’ll be back tomorrow…  ThrillCam just volunteered me to pick up the oxygen tanks and epsom salt for Sunday…

Stay tuned.

E.

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